2.23.2005

It's official: Scalia and Alabama hate orgasms.





The U.S. Supreme Court refused to hear a constitutional challenge to a law in Alabama that deems sex toys illegal.

The law prohibited the distribution of "any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs." First-time violators can face a fine of up to $10,000 and as much as one year in jail.

I'm sorry, but is it any surprise that the only other two states on record that do not allow the distribution of sex toys are Georgia and Texas? What is it with the South? If the people want to buy a big fake penis, it's their damn business!

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person x at 4:33 PM

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at Wednesday, February 23, 2005 11:57:00 PM Blogger ID said...

Who needs sex toys when you have livestock?

Alabama? Georgia? Texas?

I guess that explains Laura Bush.

No pun intended.

 
at Thursday, February 24, 2005 11:52:00 AM Blogger annamaria said...

But I thought that sex toys "eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged." By the way, Georgia is the same state that banned genital piercings--but only for women. Damn, why are these people so hell bent on ruining all my fun??

 
at Thursday, February 24, 2005 12:19:00 PM Blogger person x said...

Oh, no, no, no. Those must be orgies alone, sans sex toys.

I forget that sometimes he breaks character and says some freaky shit. That silly Scalia.

 

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