3.03.2005
Pope Idol
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Cast your vote for the new Pontiff
It's time for us all to nominate the next head of the Catholic Church. Here are some suggestions.
- Bono. He clearly believes he has a hot-line to God. Let's just hope those Andrea Corr stories aren't true.
- Madonna. It would be good to see her rocking a crucifix again. She's also shown her charitable side by marrying Guy Ritchie.
- Joe Dolce. It's the 25th anniversary of "Shaddup You Face", and devout Catholic Joe is still going strong.
- David Beckham. His body art suggests a religious bent, but the continuing rumours surrounding his private life might put off those who believe in chastity.
- Geri Halliwell. Geri was brought up as a Catholic. Her Kensington house has a picture of the Virgin Mary in the lounge and reproduction of the Last Supper in the dining room.
Made your decision? Now email the Vatican's Cardinal-Secretary of State with your nomination.
I personally think Mel Gibson should be the new pontiff. After all, he’s got the whole self-righteous attitude down pat, and his father supplies the perfect amount of Holocaust denial. Now if we can just figure out a way to justify the whole married with a bizillion kids thing...
annamaria at 3:06 PM
