Pope Idol

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Cast your vote for the new Pontiff

It's time for us all to nominate the next head of the Catholic Church. Here are some suggestions.

  1. Bono. He clearly believes he has a hot-line to God. Let's just hope those Andrea Corr stories aren't true.

  2. Madonna. It would be good to see her rocking a crucifix again. She's also shown her charitable side by marrying Guy Ritchie.

  3. Joe Dolce. It's the 25th anniversary of "Shaddup You Face", and devout Catholic Joe is still going strong.

  4. David Beckham. His body art suggests a religious bent, but the continuing rumours surrounding his private life might put off those who believe in chastity.

  5. Geri Halliwell. Geri was brought up as a Catholic. Her Kensington house has a picture of the Virgin Mary in the lounge and reproduction of the Last Supper in the dining room.

Made your decision? Now email the Vatican's Cardinal-Secretary of State with your nomination.

I personally think Mel Gibson should be the new pontiff. After all, he’s got the whole self-righteous attitude down pat, and his father supplies the perfect amount of Holocaust denial. Now if we can just figure out a way to justify the whole married with a bizillion kids thing...

annamaria at 3:06 PM

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