There ain't nothin' wrong with a little bump and grind...

[No accentuating your breasts, ladies.
At least if Texas Rep. Al Edwards has something to say about it]

...unless you are Texas Rep. Al Edwards. Edwards recently filed legislation that would end "sexually suggestive" performances at athletic events, i.e. cheerleading.

Best part?:

"It's just too sexually oriented, you know, the way they're shaking their behinds and going on, breaking it down," said Edwards, a 26-year veteran of the Texas House. "And then we say to them, 'don't get involved in sex unless it's marriage or love, it's dangerous out there' and yet the teachers and directors are helping them go through those kind of gyrations."
For the record: This moron is a Democrat -- proving that, in Texas, neither party has a monopoly on idiotic prudishness.

person x at 11:43 AM

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at Tuesday, March 22, 2005 8:39:00 AM Blogger Dane meets Simone said...

Finally, legislation against cheerleaders. I could have used this reprieve around 1986 or so.


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