4.12.2005

Keywords: "Human Battling Bitches"



What the hell does "Human Battling Bitches" mean, you may ask?

Or you may just be asking where in the hell I've been -- well, as we all know, moving and starting a new job can both be a bitch. Tackle them both at the same time and you get yourself into a bit of trouble. I'll try to be better. I promise. Girl Scout's honor.

Anyway, back to the title of this post, and the keyword search that brought some poor soul to my and Annamaria's little corner of the internet.

Yes. Someone did a search online for "Human Battling Bitches" (good band name?), and rather than getting their desired destination of what I can only assume is some kind of girl-on-evil-human porn site, they came here instead. Did we make a dedicated reader out of you, HBB? I sure hope you'll come back to read more about our take on shit. Now, lets see who else we can get here.

3D space amazons (hopefully this will bring HBB back)
elephant poop pictures
thursday will be the worst day ever
instant oatmeal expiration
celebrity shoe sizes
asshat disco ceiling fan
Philosophy of Time Travel (for any Donnie Darko fans out there)
National Geographic theme song
anatomy of a chicken
official site of Indian celebrities
does Condoleezza Rice have a boyfriend?
getting rid of a stalker



[Some of these search terms were collected from Disturbing Search Requests, while others were made up. We'll see what happens. Look for an update.]

Anonymous at 10:58 PM

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at Wednesday, April 13, 2005 11:53:00 AM Blogger annamaria said...

I am pleased to note that it was actually two of my posts that sent HBB our way. Check out the search details:

http://www.comcast.net/qry/websearch?query=human%20battling%20bitches&safe=on&lr=&base=10&num=10

Nice. I feel like I am doing my part for freaky fetishists everywhere!

 

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