10.25.2005

Quick Hits

Welcome to a little piece that I think I will loving call "Quick Hits" - pretty much to be used on days where there are several fucked up stories to write about in one day.

I Always Knew It...

Cages aren't just for pets anymore. An Ohio couple is coming to their own defense, launching a mini-media campaign to create support for them on charges that they locked their 11 adopted special needs children in cages while they slept or were unattended.

Whatever happened to home visits? How did they get all these kids to begin with?


Jesus Christ, Alive and Well in Detroit...

This Detroit man, pronounced dead with rigormortis setting in when EMS arrived at his home, came back from the dead!

Jesus is back, people! In the name of the father, son, and the holy...

Wait. Turns out he was a diabetic and
was having a sugar attack. Whoops!



Scariest holiday gift for a child. Ever.

This could be worse than locking a retarted kid in a cage.

Apparently Britney Spears wants her family turned into dolls.


I'm sure the doll will come with this family-friendly little number


Spears has hit up Mattel, and asked them to create plastic versions of her weirdo family, Kevin Federline and their poor, poor baby, Sean Preston.

Again, how about a home visit? Who is making sure that children are okay these days? What about Blanket, and
the rest of the poor Jackson children?

Insiders claim Britney also wants doll versions of her mum Lynne, dad Jamie, older brother Bryan and younger sister Jamie Lynn to be added to the collection.

Fucking great.

person x at 12:36 PM

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at Wednesday, October 26, 2005 6:13:00 PM Blogger FantasticAlice said...

I thought it was really amusing to hear that the "foster" parents are trying to convince others that locking kids in cages were a good thing.

And the reason they are doing this is to keep themselves from being locked up in cages themselves.

strangely ironic huh?

 

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