2.14.2006

I am filled with cocaine.


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jen Jones!

  1. Jen Jones was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
  2. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Jen Jones!
  3. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Jen Jones.
  4. Jen Jones can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
  5. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Jen Jones would be as small as a pea.
  6. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Jen Jones and water.
  7. Jen Jones is actually a vegetable, not a fruit!
  8. California is the biggest exporter of Jen Jones in the world.
  9. It is impossible to fold Jen Jones more than seven times!
  10. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Jen Jones!

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person x at 1:18 PM

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at Tuesday, February 14, 2006 1:54:00 PM Blogger Dane meets Simone said...

You are a wealth of disinformation. Truly.

 
at Tuesday, February 14, 2006 1:59:00 PM Blogger annamaria said...

If #4 is true, then why are you so short?

 

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