2.12.2006
Who is that girl? Nevermind such trivial matters. But how about if you got shot by Dick?
A hunting companion of Vice President Dick Cheney was recuperating from shotgun pellet wounds to his face, neck and chest Sunday after Cheney accidentally shot the man in a weekend quail-hunting trip on one of Texas' biggest ranches, according to the ranch owner and the vice president's office.
HOT. Bet this dude didn't think that, during his trip out into the woods with a big dick, that he would get shot with a load to the head, neck, and chest. Damn, Cheney. Didn't know you had it in ya!
(Forgive me. Couldn't resist the horrible dick jokes. I mean, come on! His name is Dick, and he is a dick. When he shoots someone, you just can't pass up that opportunity.)
P.S. - What in the hell is the temperature in Torino? I feel like I'm watching an old episode of 90210 - no one is wearing the same kind of clothing. Tees, sweaters, sweatshirts. Okay. Those are all in the same vein. But then there are people in giant jackets and hats and scarves and shit. WTF?
Anonymous at 10:40 PM
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at Monday, February 13, 2006 10:46:00 AM
said... Hilarious!!!!
I LOVE THE OLYMICS!!!
Welcome back Jen!
