Annamaria Is...

Annamaria is the guardian of newborns.  How ironic.

As Kerri noted the other day, I'm not exactly Jane Smith, so imagine my surprise when after checking SiteMeter today, I noticed that someone found our little blog by doing a google search for "Annamaria is." Needless to say, I was intrigued. What am I exactly? Well, according to google:

So, I think you all need to do a similar google search, and tell me what you are in the comments.

annamaria at 8:28 PM

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at Monday, August 08, 2005 9:38:00 AM Blogger ID said...

Oh my god. I couldn't resist this one. I'm a complete Google-Ego Maniac.

Here's what I am:

• Ian is also the publisher and co-editor of a weekly on-line electronic...
• Ian is an enlightened spiritual visionary (That's hot)
• an is Assistant Professor of Literature Communication and Culture..
• 'As a listener, one feels instantly that Ian is an old pal' (Very Sentimental)
• "IAN IS THE MAN" (Sho ya' Right)
• Ian is working with Orson Scott Card. (Oh, Am I now?)
• "Ian is a great guy and fun to be around. He has great energy." (Yeah, Right.)
• Ian is also executive chairman of the board of Commtouch Software Ltd. (Mo' Money, Mo' Problems)
• Ian is the bagpiper of choice.
• Ian is such a cool person even if this trash is disgusting.
• I say IAN is the only ONE worthy enough to sing for the DOORS. (Nah, Sorry, too many legal troubles)
• Ian is the author of Healthcare in the New Millennium:
• Ian is just a happy little guy sitting in his scooter thing
• Ian is very professional and extremely easy to work with. (Not)
• Ian is a relationship expert for Lifetime Television (Now that would be hot)
• Ian is intolerant to wild oats which reduce the quality of the pigs' barley. (?)

And, Last but not least....

• Ian is one of the greatest athletes Australia has ever produced....

Google likes me, they really really like me.

at Monday, August 08, 2005 10:16:00 AM Blogger person x said...

My turn. This is heelarious.

Jen is...

Jen is famous dot com mailing list for your city.
Jen is something one learns rather than something one is born with.
Jen is out of control.
Jen is so cute.
Jen is a compassionate, loving, fun and caring person.
Jen is currently facing deportation under the current immigration law, even though she's married to a US citizen.
That Jen is not signed to a major label is nothing short of criminal.
Jen is not only an essence, but the essence of all things.
Jen is an exceptional person who is to be worshipped and adored at all times.
Jen is back on her old dosage of meds, taking Neurontin, Tegretol-XR and Depakote.
Jen is an out-of-work Internet celebrity.

And, finally...

Jen is the coolest person ever.

at Monday, August 08, 2005 12:11:00 PM Blogger Jay said...

"Alison Radcliffe" is apparently a great Blues singer in DC. Who knew she could fit that in with school and Ben...

at Monday, August 08, 2005 12:45:00 PM Blogger person x said...

Maybe you should have named your child Jazzbo instead, based on Alison's secret career.

at Monday, August 08, 2005 12:50:00 PM Anonymous Rich said...


Richard is believed to be the legal, rightful ruler of England, ordained by God.
Richard is in the 28% tax bracket.
Richard is dismayed by the illiteracy and lack of education he sees among African-Americans.
Richard is an ugly hunchback, describing himself as "rudely stamp'd" and "deformed."
Richard is trying to
encourage Harmony from Apache and trying to comibine the open source java guys.
Richard is one of the most interesting people I have ever met.
Richard is busy parlaying that wealth of experience into a succesful career as an author.
Richard is also an author of five original Battlestar Galactica novels!
Richard is fairways and greens.
Richard is the anti-Christ figure who inverts all Christian values.

Sounds about right to me! ;)

at Tuesday, August 09, 2005 1:42:00 PM Blogger Dane meets Simone said...

Annamaria is...

saved from an ass kicking by the expediency of her response to my wail about no cds

waiting anxiously for feedback

at Tuesday, August 09, 2005 2:18:00 PM Blogger annamaria said...

Annamaria is anxiously awaiting feedback! Jen, did you get your CDs yet?

at Wednesday, August 10, 2005 9:56:00 AM Blogger person x said...

No, not yet. Maybe today? When did you send them?

at Thursday, August 11, 2005 2:17:00 PM Blogger annamaria said...

I sent them on Saturday. And get this, I sent the exact same weight package to Ferndale (Kerri) and Hollywood (Clint), and it cost $0.60 for each, but the one that went to Chicago cost $0.83. Explain!


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