1.19.2007

Friday Random Ten: Damn the Man! Edition

It is really Friday already?

I'm still annoyed that I can't blog at work anymore. I do my best thinking when I'm pretending to be working! I'll do my best to write at work and blog from home, but I trust you'll all forgive me if I slack a bit. After all, I've been slacking for months now and you all still love me, right?

I'm really enjoying this MyPlaylist thingy...though the site is slower than molasses at times. And apparently I have strange taste in music since I can't find half the songs on my FRT, so I have to upload them to the site. But it's fun to think that people are listening along with me, singing along just as poorly to Woody Guthrie.

So, here's my ten, leave yours in the comments:


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annamaria at 6:14 AM

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1.12.2007

Friday Random Ten: Long Weekend Edition

If only I were Irish...



I know I just got back to work from a glorious week off, but I really need this long weekend. What I don't need is my white coworkers wondering why we get Martin Luther King day off work, but not President's Day. I've finally started asking them these two questions:

1.) Name one, just one, thing that Dr. King did to make this country a better place.

2.) Name one, just one, thing that James K. Polk did to make this country a better place.

If I get more than a vacant stare at question number two, I will deign to engage the speaker in conversation about the merits of treating Dr. King's birthday as a holiday. Because, it's not like we don't live in the blackest city in America or anything.

FRT:
  1. Fiesta - The Pogues
    Come all you rambling boys of pleasure, and ladies of easy leisure
  2. I Was Meant for the Stage - The Decemberists
    Rays of light shone down on me and all my sins were pardoned
  3. Promises of Eternity - The Magnetic Fields
    No Seven, no 8 1/2, no Nine, and no 10
  4. Penny for a Thought - Saul Williams
    We're performing an exorcism on all this keep-it-realism
  5. The Angels' Share - Ted Leo & The Pharmacists
    We saved and saved, only to find them spent
  6. B.O.B. - Outkast
    Seventy-five emcee's freestylin' to the beat
  7. Neapolitan Bridesmaid - Tarkio
    Albert Camus said living is anguish
  8. Tokyo Storm Warning - Elvis Costello & The Attractions
    Death wears a big hat 'cause he's a big bloke
  9. Ana Ng - They Might Be Giants
    I don't want the world, I just want your half
  10. Try a Little Tenderness - Otis Redding
    Ooh she may be weary
Leave your ten in the comments, as well as any accomplishments of the esteemed President Polk of which I may not be aware.

UPDATE: I did another FRT just that I could share with you this fun new toy:



Click on standalone player, and you can listen along!

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annamaria at 7:16 AM

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1.05.2007

Friday Random Ten: Back to Work Edition

In a just world my hair would be this color.
And I'd have a voice like Patsy Cline.


Hey, it's Friday! My first week back at work since the holiday has been really fucking boring. Somehow, I was elected to the position of "hey-we're-about-to-undergo-a-quality-audit-and-shouldn't-someone-make-sure-we-don't-fail" task force. Yes, I am the task force. I've been putting little labels on practically every non-moving object in the office so that we are not in violation of these completely bullshit corporate information standards, and going through co-worker's files and emails to remind them to purge everything in accordance with said bullshit corporate information standards, in the event that Major American Automotive Corporation is sued and the documents that would spell our doom are somewhere in someone's filing cabinet tucked between a Chinese take-out menu and a quarterly revenue report from 1986.

By the way, neither the take-out menu nor the 21-year-old revenue report should be in that filing cabinet anyway.

Also, just because our corporate overlords have installed neo-Orwellian software on your email client that automatically deletes messages after six months doesn't mean that a.) you never have to purge emails on your own or b.) it is acceptable to simply print out said emails and keep them indefinitely.

Finally, clean your fucking desks for fuck's sake! Seriously, coffee stains are unsightly enough, but dirty dishes in the bottom of a desk drawer? I didn't think it possible to respect some of my coworkers less than I already did, but then I became the task force.

But, as I said above before I degenerated into can't-stop-bitching-about-work girl, it's Friday! And Friday means music. And music is good. Nearly as good as music is the news that we might be getting a dog! Mama G suddenly got the yen for a cute little doggie pet while in the hospital, and lo! a friend-of-a-friend of hers is moving and unable to take the little puppy to their new residence. So, Mama G is seriously considering taking in the little raggamuffin.

I just noticed that I have prefaced every reference to the dog with "little." though I have no idea what type of dog it is nor have I actually even seen it. Just wait, Mama G is going to pull up in her ginormous SUV* someday soon with a fucking rottweiler! And, as anyone who has ever met Mama G can attest, that's actually pretty appropriate!

My music goes here:

1. If You Knew - Neko Case
She spends her Daddy's money, and she drives her Daddy's cars, and what's crazy is the way you think that's style.

2. Detachable Penis - King Missile
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.

3. Heartbeats - The Knife
And you, you knew the hand of the devil

4. In My Arms - Rufus Wainwright
I ain't a soft and saccharine wannabe

5. Avenue B - Gogol Bordello
Oh little Sally with the magic pebbles, now she sells equipment to the Chechen rebels.

6. Filthy/Gorgeous - Scissor Sisters
You make me feel so nasty

7. Gimme Shelter - The Rolling Stones
I tell you love, sister, is just a kiss away

8. 50ft Queenie - PJ Harvey
Tell you my name: F-U-C-K

9. Julie's Been Working for the Drug Squad - The Clash
You could've been a physicist, but now your name's on the mailbag list

10. L'Italiano - Toto Cotugno
Lasciatemi cantare con la chitarre in mano, lasciatami cantare sono L'Italiano


Your music goes in the comments.


*Until you've seen a little 70-year-old Italian grandmother efficiently parallel park one of these, you've not truly lived.

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annamaria at 8:36 AM

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8.18.2006

Friday Random Ten: No Time for Commentary!



Sorry, totally running late this morning and working off my very limited mp3 collection on my computer at work. Very limited. Also hidden in about eighteen subfiles so that only a really ambitious snooper would realize I'm wasting precious server space on roughly 300 songs. I'm actually impressed by how random the work collection is; not sure what work-related activity required Grandmaster Flash, but I'm glad it's there.

  1. To Hell With Poverty - Gang of Four
  2. Star - Belly
  3. Crazy on You - Heart
  4. Heavenly - The Dandy Warhols
  5. Rocks - Primal Scream
  6. Sit Down By The Fire - The Pogues
  7. The Message - Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five
  8. This Is Radio Clash - The Clash
  9. Looks Just Like the Sun - Broken Social Scene
  10. This Is Our Emergency - Pretty Girls Make Graves

Rich was also kind enough to send me some new songs off the upcoming Decemberists album. I'd post them here, but it's really not worth the effort since Capitol has been handing out cease and desist letters like candy. I'll just gloat and tell you that they're all fabulous (with one minor exception, but I think that song will even grow on me eventually) and that you'll love the album come October. Of course, you could also pre-order the CD through Amazon by simply clicking on the cute album cover at the top of this post.

Happy shopping! And don't forget to post your random tens!

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annamaria at 9:40 AM

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8.11.2006

Friday Random Ten: Still with Commentary!


The ghetto prince of gutter poets


Hooray for Fridays! This has been the week from hell. I've had a headache for the past three days, everyone is annoying me, and I just found out that the office that our department is moving to has a no open-toed or heels over one inch shoes policy. What the fuck is that? Are they afraid I'm going to drop a file folder on my big toe and make a worker's comp claim? Maybe my delicate little ankles will turn on the tacky indoor/outdoor carpeting if I wear the same three-inch heels I've been wearing without incident for ten years. Looking through my closet, I realized that I own exactly two pairs of closed-toe shoes and one pair of flats. Usually, an excuse to go shoe shopping is a boon, but the thought of buying loafers is just too unbearable. I'm not sorry to admit that my first thought was that I need to update my resume, because I simply cannot work under these conditions.

I didn't have time to upload mp3s for all the songs on the FRT today. If I'm feeling ambitious this evening, I'll update and include some songs for you all to listen to. In the meantime, enjoy my inane ramblings and pointless commentary on these fine tracks:
  1. Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake
    I refuse to be embarassed by my love of this song. Not the even slightest inkling of shame or remorse.

  2. Won't U Please B Nice - Nellie McKay
    I like to think of this as the Concerned Women for America love song; no one hates men more than anti-feminists.

  3. Use It - The New Pornographers
    As if I need another reason to move to Canada. The plan has always been Toronto, but if moving to Vancouver means that I might get to mingle with Carl Newman and the lovely Neko Case, I'll consider it.

  4. Red, Red Wine - Neil Diamond
    When I picked up Rich from the airport last month, the first thing we did was put Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits in my car's CD player. I've already got more than enough reasons to hate the (post-Clash) British white boy raggae movement, but listening to the original version of this song makes me want to hunt down all the members of Ub40 and skin them alive.

  5. Tyrone - My Morning Jacket.
    Oh, this song. I was obsessed with the Erykah Badu original in college, and surprisingly, I don't hate this version. I was prepared to hate it, and was actually a little disappointed at how much I didn't hate it. It's a little karaoke-like in its faithfulness to the original, but it's still a little dirty and irreverant, so I'll over look that.

  6. The Tain - The Decemberists
    This song might actually be longer than the other nine songs on this list combined. I'm totally at a loss as to how to comment on this, there's just too much going on to discuss it in four sentences or less. I'll just say that when Colin Meloy sings, "She's a salty little pisser, with your cock in her kisser," I blush for him.

  7. Don't Feel Like Dancing - The Scissor Sisters
    Oh, the irony, it's killing me. Get it, it's a dance song, and it's called Don't Feel Like Dancing? If I didn't have a massive girl crush on Ana Matronic (our names are so similar--it's fate!), my head would hurt from all the eye-rolling. I'll forgive the title since the beat makes me want to shake my ass. ;)

  8. I'm So Bored With the U.S.A. - The Clash
    It's funny anecdote time! Apparently, Mick Jones wrote a version of this song called I'm So Bored With You about his ex-girlfriend; Joe Strummer, believing that break-up songs had no place in punk rock, re-styled it as an anti-American anthem.

  9. Redemption Song - Johnny Cash and Joe Strummer
    I'd write something here, but I'm too busy crying.

  10. Signing Emo - MC Lars
    The woeful tale of Marty, a major label scout, and his hapless quest to capitalize on stupid teenagers who actually like emo. I will forever love MC Lars for appropriating the name Hearts That Hate before an actual emo band could use it.

Your turn! Also, feel free to share the ludicrous wardrobe-related regulations from your corporate overlords to make me feel better.

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annamaria at 9:07 AM

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8.04.2006

Friday Random Ten: Now with Commentary!


I haven't done a Friday Random Ten in months! In order to celebrate my triumphant return to rock snobbery, I've decided that from now on (or at least as long as I feel like doing this) I'm going to list the songs and comment on their general coolness, how much I like a particular lyric, or regale you with stories of my debauched youth and the part that song plays in my fall from innocence.

This is either the best idea I've ever had, or by far the worst.

1. Crazy - Gnarls Barkley
I had this song for like five months before I ever really paid attention to it, and then one day it just clicked. I think I listened to it on repeat for days before I finally got it out of my system. Now, after having avoided it for a few months, I think I'm back on the wagon. Damn, what a great song.

2. Enrique Iglesias' Mole - Clem Snide
Oh, Eef Barzelay; you're like my dream friend. I want to drink expensive imported beers and smoke American Spirit cigarettes with you while we discuss the social significance of the facial deformities of minor pop acts with creepy fathers. And while I might gently reprimand you for incorrectly placing the apostrophe after the last 's' as if our Latin friend's surname were a plural rather than singular noun, it's only because I want you to be the best person you can be, Eef. I rebuke because I love.

3. Yuri G - PJ Harvey
Only Polly Jean can make a paean to a Cosmonaut sound like the sexiest lesbian anthem you've ever heard.

4. Sweet Lord in Heaven - Doughty
How did we miss this during the Songs About Heroin thread? Doughty reminds me of Ted on Queer as Folk--so much cooler when tweaked out than sober. This song is redeemed only because it introduces the phrase "Cobain Sarcoma" into the common (okay, my) parlance as a euphemism for heroin addiction.

5. Mushaboom - Feist
I tried so hard to hate this song. Knowing that Feist inspired the creepy and awful Sloan song The Other Man makes me want to avoid her no matter how cute she is. But all of my defenses are worn down the moment she makes "Old dirt road" last for about seventeen beats. And the video is so adorable I can't even stand it.

6. The Concept - Teenage Fanclub
I shared with Gaby and Kerri this weekend my theory that 14 is the important year in a girl's musical development; our future coolness hinges on our ability to seek out good music at this delicate age. On my 14th birthday I used my Harmony House (remember them?) gift certificates to purchase three CDs: Fugazi's Steady Diet of Nothing, My Bloody Valentine's Loveless and Bandwagonesque by Teenage Fanclub. If this was all you knew about me, you'd know enough.

7. Ballad of the Sin Eater - Ted Leo & The Pharmacists
Ted sings "And the French Foreign Legion / You know they did their best / But I never believed in T.E. Lawrence / So how the hell could I believe in Beau Geste, huh?" and Annamaria swoons. Every. Fucking. Time. I'm the most literate whore you'll ever know.

8. Bill Hicks - Hammell on Trial
I've heard exactly two Hammell on Trial songs (this and a cover of Johnny Cash's Folsom Prison Blues), and I love them both so much I'm terrified to find anything else by this guy--what if they aren't as brilliant? Someone go download a bunch of his songs and allay my fears, would you?

9. This Years Girl - Elvis Costello
Early in his career, Elvis Costello was often accused of extreme misogyny, a charge that I find ridiculous when listening to something like This Years Girl (et tu, E.C.? Can no one use an apostrophe correctly?!) compared to most of the unfettered woman-hating that passes as Top 40 these days. That said, there is something rather disturbing about the relish with which he delivers the line "you want her broken with her mouth wide open." I figure within the year, Mr. MacManus was firmly within the clutches of the insipid Bebe Buell, so he's been punished for this song enough.

10. Think (Let Tomorrow Bee) - Sebadoh
This is the most agonizingly painful song EVER. When I was 19 and my first college boyfriend that I didn't even like that much broke up with me (He broke up with me! He was madly in love with me for two years before I finally deigned to go out with him, and he broke up with me!), I listened to this song on a nonstop loop for nearly a week before my friends finally staged an intervention. I think they were concerned that if the break up didn't drive me to suicide, the song surely would.

Your turn!

PS: In case you didn't notice, the FRT is also fully downloadable. Updated: links are gone. If there's a song that you really, really want, let me know and I might be nice enough to put it back.

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annamaria at 7:46 AM

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4.21.2006

Friday Random Ten

Damn, it’s been a busy week. Not only was I responsible for playing chauffeur to Oldest Brother and the family when they were in town (and constant shopping trips to Target only sound like fun in the abstract), but work has been a joy this week as well. Today is my manager’s last day, which is kind of bittersweet. I really like the guy, he’s been fun to work with and I know he appreciates me, which is nice. Of course, New Manager and I have a pretty good relationship as well, so I’m looking forward to working with her. I just hate change. I’m fairly recalcitrant, so it’s important that I have a good working relationship with management, otherwise I’m apt to tell them to fuck off and quit because the coffee wasn’t strong enough this morning. Luckily, both managers make a mean cup of joe.

Oh, and I haven’t even told you the best news! Today is Psycho’s last day! She turned in her two weeks notice last Monday, and has taken a job elsewhere. Apparently she decided that there is more honor in quitting than sticking around and getting fired. I’m not feeling bittersweet about this, just pure, unadulterated joy. Yeah, it will suck having to do both her job and mine next week while we wait for her replacement, but that is a price I am willing to pay if it means never having to see her again. I only hope that her new bosses have an even more lax attendance policy, otherwise I fear that Psycho will crawl back here and beg for her job back.

Did I mention that she turned in her notice and promptly missed two days of work? Yeah.

Anyway…it’s Friday! We’re having a party at work to celebrate our manager’s promotion and finally ridding ourselves of Psycho. High spirits all around. And even better than a party is the Friday Random Ten! Okay, it’s really not better than the party, but since y’all aren’t invited to that, this will have to do!

  1. Dogs Were Barking - Gogol Bordello
  2. Burn - Pink Nasty
  3. Duchess - Scott Walker
  4. Central Booking - Bishop Allen
  5. Head - Prince
  6. Sunshine - The Decemberists
  7. Life's What You Make It - Talk Talk
  8. The High Party - TL/Rx
  9. Panic - The Smiths
  10. Penny for a Thought - Saul Williams

Your turn!

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annamaria at 8:13 AM

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4.14.2006

Friday Random Ten


Ah! I'm late again! I have a good excuse, though. See, I don't have to work today, so I only just woke up about ten minutes ago. Fabulous! :)

Oldest Brother and his family are in town from Boston. Niece A has proven herself a true Genovese--she's a little cardshark that managed to score $5.00 off my mom playing Texas Hold'em for nickles. Good girl! Nephew N, meanwhile, has become obsessed with the lake behind my parents' house, and is catching carp in a bucket as we speak. He's being good, though, and letting them go back to their mommies when he's done.

Today I'm driving the entire family up to beautiful Grand Blanc, Michigan to visit Favorite Brother and his family. Should be fun, although being around all of those kids is going to be trying on this childless girl.

So, here's the random ten, hot of the presses:
  1. Pyrite Pedestal - Pretty Girls Make Graves
  2. Making Friends Has Never Been So Easy - Sure Juror
  3. Hello? Is This Thing On? - !!!
  4. The One Who Got Us Out - TL/Rx
  5. Lovey Dovey - Otis Redding
  6. London's Brilliant Parade - Elvis Costello
  7. Go Your Own Way (live) - The Decemberistss & DCFC
  8. All My Little Words - The Magnetic Fields
  9. A Sight to Behold - Devendra Banhart
  10. The Rat - The Walkmen
Your Turn!

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annamaria at 12:08 PM

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4.07.2006

Friday Random Ten

Ben pays homage to the state that hates Bush more than any other.

First, allow me to apologize for the light posting this week. End of month/end of quarter business and all that jazz. Work has been insane. Add to that the news that my manager, with whom I get along swimmingly, has just been promoted and will be leaving our office at the end of the month. That means breaking in a new manager--luckily, I know this person and she and I have a good working relationship already, which means that I can continue at work with the proper amount of slacking off without any major issues. Thank goodness for that! Can you imagine if I actually had to work at work? I would have to find a new job forthwith!

Oldest Brother is also coming for a visit next week, which should be interesting. He had the foresight to leave Michigan fifteen years ago, and has never looked back. He's an inspiration to us all! Particularly since his adopted state of Massachusetts has just announced plans to have near universal health care for all of its citizens. Hmmm...free health care, gay marriages, funny accents—Massachusetts is looking more and more like Canada everyday.

And while I’m using this time to talk about things that I should have dedicated entire posts to had I not been so busy this week, have you all heard about Russ Feingold? Mr. President-of-my-dreams has done what few Democrats these days have the spine to: announce his support of full marriage rights for all American citizens. I know, I know, lots of Democrats probably believe in marriage equality in private but I can't name another one who's actually dared state the obvious in public. Good on you, Russ! You make me proud to be a midwesterner, even if I have to live in Michigan.

Meanwhile, Democrats have decided to join the 20th century and are proposing a new and exciting program to decrease the number of abortions: comprehensive sex ed and access to birth control! Hey, what a great idea! I'm surprised no one has ever thought of this before! Perhaps Senator Feingold can nudge his party into the 21st Century by the midterm elections.

I won’t hold my breath.

I will, however, share with you my Friday Random Ten, which is all over the place this week. I’ve got mod-rock, new wave, Swedish pop and a couple of Canadians. And not a single Decemberists song in sight!
  1. Black Coffee in Bed (live) - Squeeze with Ben Folds
  2. The Invisible Man - Elvis Costello & The Attractions
  3. The Laws Have Changed - The New Pornographers
  4. Marquee Moon - Television
  5. Under the Milky Way Tonight - The Church
  6. Video - Ben Folds Five
  7. A List of Sound - Matt Pond PA
  8. I Die - The Magnetic Fields
  9. Avalon - Roxy Music
  10. My Favorite Game - The Cardigans

Your turn!

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annamaria at 8:52 AM

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3.31.2006

Friday Random Ten

I hate busy weeks. Seriously, running at full staff now that Psycho is back at work should have meant a few days of slacking at the office, but I've been busy with random projects every day (stupid month-end!). I even had to put together a tutorial on Excel for my spreadsheet-challanged co-workers; it included helpful step-by-step instructions and handy screenprints and I still had people running into my office completely unable to figure out how to delete a fucking column. I told one co-worker to highlight the column and right click and she looked at my blankly--in all her years working with computers, she apparently never realized that there are two buttons on her mouse. I'm seriously considering posting a sign outside my office saying "IT Department" and demanding a raise.

But at least it's Friday. Yay for Fridays! Two days of sleeping in and generally slacking await. And, of course, if it's Friday, that means it's time for the Friday Random Ten! Here's mine:
  1. It Ain't Me Babe - Johnny Cash & June Carter
  2. Jack of All Parades - Elvis Costello
  3. Tell Balgeary, Balgury is Dead - TL/Rx
  4. Brick - Ben Folds Five
  5. Tip My Canoe - Dengue Fever
  6. Situation - Yaz
  7. Mama, Don't You Think I Know - His Name Is Alive
  8. Ana Ng - They Might Be Giants
  9. World Love - The Magnetic Fields
  10. A Cautionary Song - The Decemberists

Your turn!

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annamaria at 7:18 AM

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3.24.2006

Friday Random Ten



Ugh, super late with this, and super busy at work. Sorry! At least Jen has honed her mind reading skills and posted the very Bill Napoli cartoon I was planning on blogging about today. Thanks Jen!

Without further ado, here is my Friday Random Ten Not Nearly as Nasty as Shane McGowan's Grill Edition:

    1. 90% of Me - Gwen McCrae
    2. Bigmouth Strikes Again - The Smiths
    3. Cocaine Blues - Johnny Cash
    4. Bottle of Smoke - The Pogues
    5. Joanna - Scott Walker
    6. Bridges, Squares - TL/Rx
    7. Twist the Knife - Neko Case and Her Boyfriends
    8. Boys Better - The Dandy Warhols
    9. It's Tricky - Run-DMC
    10. Boys of Melody - The Hidden Cameras


Your turn!

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annamaria at 10:16 AM

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3.17.2006

Friday Random Ten

The Knife.  Damn those crazy Swedes!
So, it's 7:38 a.m. and Psycho is still not here. She hasn't been here all week, which explains why I've been so quiet lately, since I've had to do her job as well as mine. I decided to make it a game--I was going to do my own work plus all of hers so well as to send a message that she is, in fact, expendable and might want to get her ass to work more often lest she finds herself in the unemployment line. Of course, I had an epiphany of sorts last night and realized that my little plan might backfire--she's probably angling for unemployment right now so that she can go to school and still get paid, and since I've done two jobs so well all week I'll be stuck with twice the work once they fire her. I've decided that I am going to slack all day while randomly walking around the office complaining about how busy I am to remedy the situation I've created for myself. I figure if I whine enough...

Fuck! Literally as I was writing this my manager stopped by my office to inform me that Psycho is still sick and won't be in today. This is why people go postal.

Anyway, here's my Friday Random Ten, surprisingly upbeat dispite my dour mood.

  1. Gepetto - Belly
  2. The Luckiest Guy on the Lower East Side - The Magnetic Fields
  3. Heartbeats - The Knife
  4. Desperate Guys - The Faint
  5. Loyal to My Sorrowful Country - TL/Rx
  6. Charlie - Colin Meloy
  7. P.Y.T. - Michael Jackson
  8. Oliver's Army - Elvis Costello and The Attractions
  9. Yellow - Petra Haden and Bill Frissell
  10. Teardrop - Jose Gonzalez

Your turn! And feel free to supplement your FRT with co-worker horror stories.

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annamaria at 7:38 AM

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3.10.2006

Friday Random Ten

So I'm still upset about the Project Runway finale. Stupid Chloe! I thought her collection was terrible--all that shiny fabric and puffy sleeves; it was like something straight out of Dynasty, only with less class. And I didn't think that was possible. She had a couple of decent pieces (see outfit on the right), but over all I thought it was tacky and unattractive.

Daniel might have missed the mark on creating a cohesive story (I'm still not seeing the whole military/Asian theme), but his sportsware collection was beautiful. He created a line of clothing that would flatter just about any woman, particularly this gorgeous double-breasted wool coat and beautiful wrap sweater.

I honestly didn't think Daniel was going to win, but I figured if he was going to lose Santino would be the winner. Say what you will about his dickish attitude and general inability to make any of his clothes fit an actual woman, the man is a fucking visionary. While Daniel creates beautiful and wearable clothes, Santino creates works of art. They may not appeal to everyone, but you can't deny that they are original and creative pieces. Stupid Chloe!

Is it wrong that the last time I felt this completely out of touch with voters was when Bush was re-elected?

Ugh. I'm so upset!

Anyway, since I am the only one that cares about this show at all, I'm just going to stop now and give you my Friday Random Ten. Hopefully that will cheer me up!

  1. Leave You Behind - Sleater Kinney
  2. The Bagman's Gambit - The Decemberists
  3. Ace of Spades - Hayseed Dixie
  4. Good Year for the Roses - Elvis Costello & The Attractions
  5. Lullabye - Ben Folds Five
  6. Freaking Out - Graham Coxon
  7. I Disappear - The Faint
  8. Whatever Happened to Corey Haim - The Thrills
  9. Bizarre Love Triangle - Frente!
  10. The Twist - Metric
Your turn!

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annamaria at 7:57 AM

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3.03.2006

Friday Random Ten

Laurie Anderson

Busy, busy, busy today! And it's not even 8:00! I'll have to present this week's FRT without any preamble:

  1. Example #22 - Laurie Anderson
  2. Caring is Creepy - The Shins
  3. Why Can't a Man Stand Alone - Elvis Costello
  4. I Threw It All Away - Nick Cave
  5. Whatever It Is - Ben Lee
  6. Music is the Victim - Scissor Sisters
  7. Sign O' The Times - Prince
  8. Here Comes the Rain Again - Death Cab for Cutie
  9. Dear Catastrophe Waitress - Belle and Sebastian
  10. Suedehead - Morrissey


Your turn!

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annamaria at 7:51 AM

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2.24.2006

Friday Random Ten



That up there is the cover of the latest by Magnetic Fields frontman Stephin Merritt, and based on the cover alone, I cannot wait to buy this album. Although I'm still trying to decide if the new song "What a Fucking Lovely Day!" could possibly surpass Merritt's classic "How Fucking Romantic." We'll have to wait until March 14th to find out.

So, in honor of Stephin's upcoming release, here's my favorite Magnetic Fields song just for you: When My Boy Walks Down the Street (Funtime OK) And I swear my love of this song has nothing whatsoever to do with its placement in one my favorite Queer as Folk scenes--it's just a coincidence!

Now that my fangirl moment is out of the way--here's my Friday Random Ten!

  1. There's No Fucking Rules Dude - !!!
  2. The War Criminal Rises & Speaks - Okkervil River
  3. Technicolor Girls - Death Cab for Cutie
  4. Kiss Me Like You Mean It - Magnetic Fields
  5. Blue Monday - New Order
  6. Waiting for the End of the World - Elvis Costello
  7. Magic - Ben Folds Five
  8. Sick of Goodbyes - Sparklehorse
  9. Youth Decay - Sleater Kinney
  10. I Have No Sister - Oh No! Oh My!
Bonus Track! Postcards from Italy - Beirut (GvB) This is seriously my new favorite song. So good!

Your turn!

Oh, and before I forget, You Ain't No Picasso has an interview with Eef Barzeley. Check it out! This is the one time when I won't be upset if you navigate away from this page, since there are far too many exclamation points for my liking--I'm supposed to be a serious blogger, damnit!

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annamaria at 7:56 AM

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2.17.2006

Happy Friday!



If you are as shitty and cold and grumpy as I have been all day, why don't you take a little trippy over to Cute Overload.

At least your heart can be tosty warm.

Now I just have to do something about my toesies.

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Anonymous at 3:11 PM

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Friday Random Ten



I've noticed a bit of increased traffic from our new friends over at the cleverly named Clever Titles Are So Last Summer, and since the Friday Random Ten demands participation, I thought I'd give everyone a refresher on the rules:

Here's my list, which unfortunately isn't very random--mostly indie rock, with a pinch of Prince to liven things up. Except, of course, it's Diamonds and Pearls which isn't very lively. In fact, I don't even like that song. Of the hundreds of Prince songs I own, why is that the only one that ever shows up on this thing?

  1. King of Carrot Flowers Pt.1 (live) - Neutral Milk Hotel
  2. Confused - Lou Barlow
  3. That Was My Veil - PJ Harvey & John Parrish
  4. Small Town Shit - Hotel Lights
  5. Little Savage - Elvis Costello & The Attractions
  6. Diamonds and Pearls - Prince
  7. Road to Rock N'Roll - Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros
  8. Tiny Spark - Brendan Benson
  9. Philosophy - Ben Folds Five
  10. Life's What You Make It - Talk Talk

Your turn!

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annamaria at 7:35 AM

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2.10.2006

Friday Random Ten

Hedwig and Tommy

Sorry for running late this week. The training hell I wrote about two weeks ago continues, and my coworkers are still unable to navigate a simple website. Of course, some of my coworkers seem to have trouble breathing unaided, so I shouldn't be too surprised.

But, my work related frustration is boring, isn't it? The really important issue is this: how in the hell did I get two songs called Chewing Gum on my FRT?? And a grand total of four Bens (Folds, Lee, Kweller and Gibbard)!


  1. The Problem With April - Of Montreal
  2. Chewing Gum - Annie
  3. Wicked Little Town (Tommy Gnosis Version) - The Bens
  4. God Knows (You Gotta Give to Get) - El Perro Del Mar
  5. Sinking Ships (live) - Sloan
  6. F the CC - Steve Earle
  7. Biomusicology - Ted Leo and the Pharmacists
  8. 405 (Acoustic) - Death Cab for Cutie
  9. Chewing Gum - Elvis Costello
  10. Such Great Heights - The Postal Service

Your turn!

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annamaria at 10:53 AM

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2.03.2006

Friday Random Ten

Sloan


Do you hear that sound? It's a kind of dull thump followed by an exasperated sigh. That's the sound of my head repeatedly hitting my desk as I try to alleviate some of the stress caused by my co-workers today. My office is currently testing a new inventory system and for some reason I have been designated the office trainer. I have one week to make these people understand the mechanics of a drop down box, and frankly I'm not sure if I am going to make it. I'm fully expecting at some point to just scream "For fuck's sake, people! Just click on the goddamned box and pick a fucking option! Any option! I don't care!" Maybe I can frighten them into compliance, but I have a feeling all I am going to do is bring on my own heart attack at the tender age of 28. So, be patient with me, dear friends, because my stress has reached a critical level, and this is one of my only outlets to vent.

Of course, my mp3 collection must have noticed my fragile state, since it randomly generated some pretty poptastic songs for me to listen to today. If Sloan can't make me happy, not much will...

  1. Star Sign - Teenage Fanclub
  2. You're No Rock & Roll Fun - Sleater Kinney
  3. G Turns to D - Sloan
  4. Wild Horses (live) - Iron & Wine and Calexico
  5. Sally McLennane - The Pogues
  6. Big Sister's Clothes/Stand Down Margaret - Elvis Costello
  7. Jackson Cannery - Ben Folds Five
  8. Legendary - Lou Barlow
  9. World Before Columbus - Suzanne Vega
  10. Shine a Light - Wolf Parade

Your turn!

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annamaria at 10:03 AM

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1.27.2006

FRT: AG Hearts EC

The only Elvis that matters

Please excuse my light posting these past couple of weeks. I spent last week getting ready for my trip to LA, and spent this week catching up on work and sleep after LA. And I managed to get my right index finger mangled by my car door the other day. It's ugly and painful, and the massive amount of gauze and tape my doctor put on it is making it really difficult to type. The good news is that nothing is broken; the bad news is that the latex finger covering my doctor is forcing me to wear makes it look like I'm constantly ready to give someone a prostate exam.

I'm not sure what's up with my random ten this week, because it's not even remotely random--there are four Elvis Costello songs on here! Granted, three are covers, but a 40% EC list is excessive even for me. Also, I am including a link to the Eef Barzelay song that's #1 on my list...listen to the first verse and you'll understand why it's my new favorite song.

  1. Ballad of Bitter Honey - Eef Barzelay (MOKB)
  2. Riot Act - Elvis Costello & The Attractions
  3. Bad Girl - Detroit Cobras
  4. Girls Talk - Dave Edmunds
  5. Joanna - Scott Walker
  6. Stop! - The Bens
  7. Try a Little Tenderness - Otis Redding
  8. Indoor Fireworks - Laura Cantrell
  9. Clementine (Live @ KEXP) - Colin Meloy
  10. Hidden Shame - Johnny Cash

Your turn!

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annamaria at 9:25 AM

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